All Time Low: Hi, here's Jack's skunk hair. Oh, and a photo of all of us in suits. Also, check out our website www.alltimelow.com we won't tell you why but there's an awesome mysterious countdown on there. Hang on, we updated it, go back to www.alltimelow.com and check out the new lyrics that are chilling out there. Don't forget that Jack got trending on twitter so now he's recording a video of himself doing the macarena. Yeah, we're releasing a new single. WAIT UP, we've not finished yet, we left Interscope!
Hustlers: *Simultaneous combustion*
Therapist: So what brings you here?
Me: Skunk Hair.
Therapist: Okay...
Me: Wedding pictures.
Therapist: I'm not sure I understan-
Me: Countdown.
Therapist: Now you're just not making sense. If we can start from the beg-
Me: The Reckless and the Brave.
Me: Cover art.
Therapist: Now you just need to calm down...
Me: Lyrics.
Me: Hopeless Records reunion.
Me: *dies*
